The Female Equation Explained

Bling! has provided us with the female equation. He actualy posted this in a comment from a previous entry, but I felt it was good enough to give it its own entry. Thanks Bling!

Fem Number: a fictional value at which a woman will assign herself to any given male. Fem equation (emperically derived):
Vfem = (Mg + Lg + 20Pg)/Afem
Where Mg is the monetary worth of the guy, ie how much money can he can spend on a girl or things to accessorize a girl, like cars and jewelry
And Lg is the physical attractiveness of the male. The exact value is dependent upon the female, but this is an interpolated value between stunning handsome and 3 coyote ugly.
And Pg is the charm and personality of the guy. This is a negligable value and normally ignored.

Finally, Afem is the attractiveness of the female based her own perception of attractiveness. NOTE: this does not nomally correspond to reality.

Using this value, the average female will evaluate each male she meets until she arrives at an assement of his value, ie "what kind of car do you drive, what do you do for a living?". Any male with a Vfem above the current female requirement will be pursued. if a female is already occupied, then the required Fem number is simply increased until to a level high enough to initiate movement to a new male.

Bling!

Sorry Girls, it's the truth. Really I am.