Universal Truths

Or at least two things that I find highly amusing:

1 – any song that has been remade by a death-metal band, slowed way down and sung by a death-metal growling singer. I have a small collection of songs like this and it never fails to amuse me. Just try it. Take any song and play them back to back (the original and the remake) and see if it doesn’t crack you up.

2 – porn is always far more entertaining if played at about two-times the normal speed….but you have to have to have the audio. It’s the audio that makes it hysterical.

So go grab some popcorn, your beverage of choice, and load up the CD Player, or DVD player. You will be glad that you did.