FLY NAKED!!!

More terrorists will attempt to blow something up and we will respond by further reducing what you can carry onto an airplane. I figure with all the restrictions it won't be too long before we are reduced to this. At least this company will have a "leg-up" when choosing your preferred travel arrangements. Now when you have to sit next to the smelly, fat-bastard on the airplane it's going to be a whole new ballgame.

I hope they clean the seats really well.....