My neighbor's son is getting married this weekend down in Houston. Apparently the soon-to-be couple is having trouble paying for the expensive wedding. The bride-to-be is pressuring him into selling his car. He has a Viper. Aside from the obvious mistake of getting married this would be mistake #1.
The other mistake would be allowing the new bride to eat the wedding cake. I'm sure everyone has heard the joke that scientists have found that some substance in wedding cake diminishes a females sex drive significantly within the first couple of years of marriage. Mistake #2.But to sell the car and eat the cake? BIG mistake!!!
See, you have the car to get the chick. Then the chick has you and makes you sell the car. Then you both eat the cake. No car, and a chick that is married and doesn't want to have sex anymore. Now you don't have a car to go find other chicks with even if you get divorced. You also can't buy another car because you won't be able to afford it after the divorce.
I think this is a bad situation all the way around. At least keep the car.....
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I don't have that problem. I made sure there was a lot of Rum in my wedding cake. That seems to have killed of that Nosexforim bacteria that causes that issue.
However, if she does have a bad infection of that bug, there is a new drug on the market, Divorceherass, which effectively treats that condition. However its very expensive, especially if its complicated with a case of Nojobitis. Also, be sure to get your rugrat count tested. A high RR count will garrantee that the divorceherass treatment will be lengthy and costly.
*actually*, I've heard a good long case of nojobitis will make the divorceherass cost a lot less! Then you can get the treatement (relatively painless, unless you've had it for a long time) for your nojobitis and she's the one left holding the bag. Which is funny, because if she would have done that before the divorceherass took effect, you would've just skipped that whole conflagration.
if a chick asks you to sell your viper, she's not worth marrying.
(the ones who offer to buy You one; Those you marry.)
get some freaking self-esteem and a prenup.
men are taking entirely too much shit these days.
better to be free and still remember where your minerals are at.
Men have no balls anymore. We've been innundated with gays, "metrosexuals", and women's liberation to the point that our testicles have shrunk and dissapeared!
Well, forget what I said. I found out this weekend that my girl has that Nosexforim bug. I guess the Rum in the wedding cake didn't work so well. Guess I have to start thinking about treatment and a cure...
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