Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Tiger Woods Is an Idiot

Why is Woods an idiot? Quite simply – he got married. Now there is nothing wrong with getting married, but if you want to live the life of a rich single guy then don’t get married. Think about it for a moment. If Woods was single and he had 10 girlfriends, nobody would care. They’d be hailing him as a hero in the tabloids and he would have the respect of men around the world.
Instead, he chose to get married which means that he needs to live the life a married guy and not be screwing around on his family. Now maybe secretly men are still hailing him as a hero, but we (as men) must also acknowledge that his behavior is unacceptable.

If he wasn’t married there wouldn’t be women coming out of the woodwork to announce their affair with him. When you are single, you are expected to date multiple people and it’s not scandalous.

So rather than live the life he apparently wanted to live, he got married and now it’s a problem because his sponsors don’t want that image associated with them. He stood to be the first athlete to break the $1billion mark but now he isn’t going to make it. Sorry Tiger, no pussy is worth that kind of money and that’s why he’s an idiot.

2 comments:

Chris G said...

It is near the Christmas break of the school year.The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

James Nicholas said...

That was a good one, Chris.

I believe he really wanted both. There is a dichotomy to him that should not be unfamiliar to the rest of us. He really did want to be the family man, steady father and husband as he saw his Dad to be. He also wanted girls, and lots of them...all the babes he could see. I suppose it could be me if I had that kind of play. A guy like Frank Sinatra comes to mind.

If he had it all over to do again and he had stayed single... who would have his kids? Things that are most rewarding require investment, commitment and discipline. Tiger lost sight of that when it came to his family life.

Yeah, its messed up, that much is true. But I am no stranger to sin. I may not have done the things that Tiger did, but I hear the howl of the hounds as well as the next guy.