Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Jack in the Box and Assault Rifles

I just woke from a very strange dream. The dream was also a bad dream, though not necessarily a nightmare. Almost everything in the dream was related to things that have been happening around me:

· I was on a road trip (I am on a road trip, now)

· We were traveling in an RV and had stopped for a bite to eat (I’ve been emailing / IMing about traveling lately. I was also thinking about dinner before I fell asleep. My neighbors are competition Chili cooks and travel to cook offs in an RV. I was exchanging emails with them recently).

· In the dream I was in a generic fast food joint, though it could have been a jack-in-the-box. (haven’t quite figured out the relationship there).

· In the dream, I was naked, though I seemed to alternate between being naked and wearing my “I Love Midget Porn” t-shirt. Everybody was staring at me and was offended – especially the parents of the little kids (lately I’ve exchanged some emails that are dealing with academic freedom, and freedom of speech issues as well as having read some recent articles on it.).

· The fast food joint had run out of buns and people were really angry (not real sure about the buns, but I’m not partial to a burger with a ton of bread. The angry part is probably ‘cuz my window was open and I could hear the random noise of a NYC street with people yelling and screaming at each other, or because I was naked).

· For some reason, I couldn’t get my food so I was sitting there mostly naked and holding an M4 (hey! I like big guns, and I remember thinking “this isn’t illegal since it isn’t concealed.” I just had a recent email regarding handgun concealment).

· And last, but not least, I was then suddenly in the RV. It was warm and I was buried under a bunch of blankets and pillows and was suffocating trying to get up. (I was napping on the couch and knew that I should not stay asleep long so I was trying to force myself awake).

Anyone with an RV and an assault rifle want to go to Jack in the Box with me?

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