The AP reported that you crazy bastards waited in line, camped out, crushed each other through doorways, got into fistfights, and broke record numbers of spending. Up 8-point-something percent you managed to spend $10.3 BILLION dollars on Black Friday.
I read numerous reports of fist fights, people camping out, etc. Let me just tell you….you have got to be high on crack, or at least should be seeking mental help. Nobody in their right mind can cost-justify torturing themselves to that extent to save a few extra bucks. Trust me, it will be on sale again before Christmas, and again after Christmas.
Maybe it’s the whole camaraderie of being a crazy bastard along with all the other crazy bastards that are camped out. I don’t know….but I can tell you this white cracker will not ever be amongst you. So shop at will, and thanks for helping support the economy!
BTW – if you took some of that time and energy and put it back to helping people out that would be a real gift this year.
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